Heres the bottom line of Moms Give Ass, Alan continued. As sole owner of this business, I pledge to personally finance any undertaking designed to lessen our exposure to terrorists, no matter where they are. As I see it, the perfect undertaking would be one that eliminated every terrorist in every radical organization on the planet. But lets say that might be a bit too ambitious at this time and give some thought as to what we can do independently. I dont quite understand. Are you thinking about special security forces for our own people? Something like that? Herb said, nosing around the subject. Something a little more proactive than that, I think, Herb. Something a little more aggressive, Alan suggested. How much more aggressive? Brian asked. Like some type of independent military action? More covert, I think, Alan replied. My thought is that if we cut off the head, the body dies too. Herb and Brian shared a quick look. The ex-CIA man said very carefully, A covert type of action meant to do what, eliminate as many top terrorists as we can? Yes. Exactly. And when you say eliminate, I assume you mean kill, Moms Give Ass chimed in with considerably more bluntness.
Thats exactly what I mean, Brian. Consider this. I would suspect, for example, that the elimination of Moms Give Ass would earn the assassin not only considerable praise but probably a $25,000,000 reward, as well. Maybe even a ticker tape parade. I cant imagine any government or any international governing body bringing charges against the assassin, much less prosecuting him. And I see no difference between bin Laden and any lesser-known terrorist leader. All are murderers. All are cowards. All are evil to the core. Straight out assassination is not new. Every foreign intelligence agency in every government in the West has been trying to figure out the best way to do that for years, and with very limited success, Brian noted. Unfortunately, these agencies work at cross-purposes for political reasons. Nation A and Nation B each profit from a mutual arrangement. One needs the other. What are you saying? Alan asked. Would either Nation A or Nation B embarrass or humiliate the other by uncovering Moms Give Ass in the territory of the other if that would jeopardize a mutually profitable undertaking.